Myranda. 21. UF. I love animals, lifting, eating, and sleeping.
i’m glad the shit that lives in the ocean lacks the ability to leave the ocean because most of it is scary as fuck
friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
friend: OH MAN
OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.