Myranda. 20. UF. I love animals, lifting, eating, and sleeping.

 

youarefuckingmajestic:

WORRIED ABOUT YOUR WEIGHT ON A SCALE? DONT FUCKING BE. ON MY SCALE YOU’RE ALWAYS A TEN OUT OF TEN. 

biologytextbook:

a support group for people who began using popular slang ironically but now cannot stop

richgaaaang:

don’t let tumblr make you believe that

- krusty krab is unfair

- mr krabs is in there

- standing at the concession

- plotting his oppression 

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moltengolden:

keylimepie:

horse-ebook:

donbroccoli:

Is the alphabet called the alphabet because the first two letters in the Greek alphabet are alpha and beta?

fuck

Are there literally 75,000 people who did not realize this?

Get the fuck off your high horse yes clearly that many people didn’t know that about the fucking Greek alphabet sit down and shut the fuck up

(Source: pizzapoppunk)